About Me

Michael Vincent Patterson is so happy your on his site. Look at those pearly whites! Michael is mostly does tech stuff but the enjoys to label himself with as many hyphens as the breath allows: Techie-Stand-Up-Comic-Cinephile-Writer-Techie-Foodie-almost-anything-that-ends-with-‘ie”- Philosopher-Gamer-can’t-help-but-be-interesting-all-around-cool-beans-dude. His most important focus: get better every day. Master your domain. Compete everyday towards the hazy unreachable goal of unending, zen-like, self-optimization. Michael is based out of Texas and loves good conversation and making strangers smile so please don’t be shy!

You can contact me via email mike@mikevp.xyz